in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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