i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
