I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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