A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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