so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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