It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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