mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Nicole vs. Life
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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