Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
this will be a night to untag.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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