All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
