haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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