Christians are straight up FREAKS
You just made me feel so damn special
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
