I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
