I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I need moral support for this bender
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize