It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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