girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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