it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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