are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
