Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
sex in a hospital.. check
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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