your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
