i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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