You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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