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we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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