I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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