I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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