oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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