I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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