OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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