you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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