Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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