No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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