bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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