I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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