Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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