If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize