bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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