Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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