So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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