S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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