handjob tips. give me some.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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