How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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