The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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