It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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