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I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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