Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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