I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
