I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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