I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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