everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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