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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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