Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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