road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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