I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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