Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
handjob tips. give me some.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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