i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
