Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We're too hungover to prance.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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